* Rod Rosenstein is heading to the job market. I’m available to consult if Rod needs some résumé polishing tips. [ National Law Journal ] * Legal employment numbers are up! That’s… not actually great news. [ Law.com ] * If you were trying to draw up the most glaring gender bias suit, you’d probably pass on “female general counsel asked to serve the men cake” as too far-fetched and yet here we are. [ Law360 ] * If you’re looking for more insight into the Am Law 100 numbers, the folks you brought them to you will be having an in-depth discussion on the topic all day today. [ American Lawyer ] * Trump’s suing to block congressional subpoenas of his banks because he really, really, doesn’t want people to know he’s not a billionaire. [ Huffington Post ] * The Seventh Circuit says death by autoerotic asphyxiation isn’t accidental. In case, you know, you were planning something in Chicago. [ Courthouse News Service ] * Tech giants are trying to gut California’s privacy law. [ WIRED ] f...